woke up at 8pm today

that's right...14 hours of uninterrupted, beautiful sleep. perfect temperature, my window cracked open to let in a constant wintry zephyr. as guilty as i may feel for having wasted an entire day i can't help but feel so satisfied with all the hours i've rested.

one of my roommates told me to record my crazy dreams. i replied, "that's an awesome idea!"

so here goes:
(1) i joined an all-male classical acappella group on my college campus. no auditions necessary. as i walked across the grounds towards a beautiful colonial style house, i ran into a couple of muscular boys casually tossing a football to each other. apparently they found it entertaining to taunt me as i was making my trek and started to verbally threaten me. finally i turned around to receive a flying fist in my palm. i calmly told the boys with an air of superior resignation, "think about how i must feel, having you two pick on someone like me" and so left them dumbfounded.
(2) i followed a strange man into my garage, which was filled with 4 feet of water. our mouths were being ravaged by the other's tongue; we took off each other's clothes and jumped into the wetness. this was turning into what very well could have become my first wet dream since my prepubescent days, but then he started to cause me panic, making aggressive advances, attempting to take my ass with his member. i panicked and pushed him away. yet he continued to pursue my frail nude body. it was scary. a rape-dream. i narrowly escaped through the side window into the front yard before my molester could drown me.

hope i didn't bother you with any noises that may have escaped my mouth during my sleep. please wake me tomorrow if i'm still asleep past noon...